Friday, March 14, 2014

Reboot Sequence.

He pointed to behind his right ear. "In case of emergency, please do not panic nor hesitate, simply press my reboot button, see, just like that." And he pressed the button behind his right ear.
Of course, this was not supposed to be done during normal operations, this was to be done just before the DSOB (1), as the message stipulates always:

        Event ID: CX1000-1561.3300.4100-8669.1582.4684.
        Error 41, kernel-power, critical error.
        A fatal exception error has occurred at USER:101ABORT. The current user
        has been terminated.
 
        ●    Dial 711 to terminate the user job application.
        ●    Press the reboot button again to restart your DNAndroid unit. You will
            lose three seconds and your last order in the kitchen.
 
                                I repeat, dial 711 or press the reboot button to continue...

This is not a drill nor a test nor a joke. Current specimen is being reset. Due to risks of electromagnetic viral infection, stay away from subject until full recovery.
Internal buzzing, a WHOOSH and then a SWISH, CLINK and CLANG, a RATCHET, FLUSH and KISS.
He shook his head, his shoulders, hips, knees and then his feet, "Much better. Be right back."



(1) Death Screen Of Blue: a souvenir from the old Microsoft Windows Operating System BSOD blue-screen white-message saying that the electronic apparatus  had ceased operations because of a hexadecimal-coded reason.

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